Me: baby i saw you buying a ring in my dream Husband: yes your father was buying it

Those people who buzz with a private number Deserve high five in the face with a brick

Dear Friends, may your life upgrade this year like Alexis Sanchez’s who… 1: Moved from 6th to 2nd place in Continue Reading..

To save water I drink VOdka. My study scheduled Study- 30 sec Rest -15 hours

Most girls reject good guys & choose bad boys, when they get disappointed they blame all men…

Jumping from one girl to another is a sign of telling God you want to be a frog.

Sunday school kids are something else….. I heard a certain lady asking them, “Who died and rose from death?” Their Continue Reading..

Marrying a lady of more than 30 years is just like buying a newspaper in the evening