Her: i want us to be more than friends Me: so now you want to be my cousin

I tried to drown my troubles the other night but the wife doesn’t like swimming.

pastor: who died and woke up again Sunday school: undertaker

Girl: Bae u always think about football. I cant remember the last time we had sex. All because of this Continue Reading..

A man wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he Continue Reading..

Relationships nowadays: •°• Friday: Sexy Saturday: Sex Sunday: Ex Monday: Next!!

It’s really cold today Even my Afrikaans friends are wearing two pairs of shorts today.

Never tell your problem to everyone because 90% they don’t care 20% are glad you have them