When you’re ugly you’re ugly the is Nothing can change that.

When days are dark Just turn on DA light An stop blaiming your friends

Jumping from one relationship to another is a sign to tell God that you wanted to be a frog

I’m Having A Bad Day,My Dog Impregnated My Neighbour’s Dog And Now They Want Me To Pay For Damages

Dear mother-in-law please dont tell me how to raise my kids. Im married to one of yours believe me there’s Continue Reading..

Stop fixing the country go and fix the brick you put under your bed it has shifted

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: ‘Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?’ Teacher: ‘Of course Continue Reading..

You pause FIFA and reply to her texts and she still cheats