I just switched off the candle. I guess now iam a fire fighter

This Morning I Didn’t Want My Family To Judge Me, So I Passed Them With Only Two Cookies On The Continue Reading..

A girl wrote on her status “All men are goat” And i asked her “Have u given ur father grass Continue Reading..

Dating two short girls at the same time is not cheating. Look at it ½ + ½ = 1

Imagine calling me to tell me a whole story just to borrow R50 Then boom… I don’t even have it

This thing of applying for jobs online is rubbish waitse..where do I pour my anointing oil now…on the memory stick Continue Reading..

Marriage = Buying Engagement = Lay-by Dating = Window-shopping Vat en Sit = Theft God is watching you.

Snakes for sale : Adders – R80 Cobras – R70 Mambas – R90 Vipers – R100 Pythons – R120 Girls Continue Reading..