I Think My Loan Shark Wants To Play Baseball With Me He’s At The Gate Holding A Baseball Bat.

*Three fastest means of communications:* 1) Telephone 2) Television 3) Tell a Woman. Still need faster communication ?? Tell her Continue Reading..

Adam and Eve during their Valentines: Eve: ‘Do u love me?’ Adam: “Ah, do i have a choice?”

WIFE: *Honey let’s play a game* HUSBAND: *Okay. What’s the game about?* WIFE: *If I mention a fruit, you run Continue Reading..

All men who wear shoes size 3 to 7 must also wear g-string and attend baby showers!!! Lets not argue Continue Reading..

Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you

I asked my mom if I was adopted. Her reply was “why would we choose you?

You must have at least one Gown in life. Graduation Gown, if you don’t have wedding gown, if you don’t Continue Reading..