I love speaking big big English dat I don’t know the meaning.. it makes me feel so photosynthesis

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Santa went to court.. JUDGE:Order..Order..!! Santa:1 pizza,2 Dosa, 3 ldli and 1 cold drinks!! JUDGE: Shut up!! Santa:NO..NO..It is 7 Continue Reading..

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Me : damn nobody ever calls me Someone calling me Me: Damn wtf you want

Once she says “You’re my favorite couple”….just know she wants your man Struuu bob

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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