Him:👨 babe is it true that you failed English? Her:👩 who telled you them? Him👨 okay babe never mind

I commented on my girlfriends picture “Looking good my love” and she replied saying thanks Big bro..

I don’t know why it’s so difficult to return a plate to the kitchen after eating. It just becomes heavier

I saw a homeless man sleeping in a tyre, so I did him a favor and punctured it. He’s now Continue Reading..

*SIDE EFFECTS OF BEING A TEACHER* A teacher went to a hotel for lunch, he wanted to see a *menu* Continue Reading..

Imagine disliking me and knowing you’ll have to sit back and watch me flourish for the rest your life..! ☝😎 Continue Reading..

Chicken is better than that guy who said he will even die for you. Chicken actually died for you. Chicken Continue Reading..

My phone📱fell again.. But luckily it was on airplane mode, so it’s landed safely