i Paid My Rent , So Don’t Ask Me To Go Out Because I’m in The Crib Getting Continue Reading..

Q.How do rednecks get to heaven? A.By god

Bushiri: When you sleep you will close your eyes.. “” ~ His people: How did he know that??

Let him buy you beer all night then cry and tell him you want your boyfriend.

I just lost my goat, and now my neighbor is having a brai with his family i wonder how

The Day You Will Be Looking For A Job And Find The HR is Your Ex , is The Day Continue Reading..

I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I Continue Reading..

Girls Code: i Don’t Know + I’ll See = i Ain’t Coming