Her: i want us to be more than friends Me: so now you want to be my cousin

A man and his wife came home drunk and went to sleep. . . . . . . . . Continue Reading..

To all guys who hurt girls, please don’t stop

There was two blonds on a boat in the middle of no where and they tried to swim one around Continue Reading..

If your girlfriend picks up a call and start pressing the volume key down, that’s him. That’s your deputy

This guy comes back 4rm da toilet, when a women says to him, “Hey, you have left your GARAGE door Continue Reading..

Tox : Happy Valentine sweetie. Girl: Thanks honey. Where’s my Valentine’s gift? Tox : (Points out) Can you see that Continue Reading..

Black people parties have no ending time, they go on till buff niggas start a fight..