Ey Lona I Saw Two Lesbians At Pic’nPay Buying A Cucumber And I Smiled

Girls will argue with you for 30mins straight and then be like ” I’m not even gonna argue with you”

People who have positions in church think they’re God’s biological kids and the rest of us are adopted.

If God is a ​Police Officer How many times would you have been ​fined​ or arrested for parking your life Continue Reading..

When i was young i used to think that people with big belly’s have a lot of Money, Until i Continue Reading..

She told me that she can’t visit men. So I asked, are u a virgin? She said no, then I Continue Reading..

There’s this Greek guy who goes to a bar and wants to play smart. He goes to the barman and Continue Reading..

My ex-girlfriend tried to humiliate me by telling all her friends I was terrible in bed😭 Imagine her surprise when Continue Reading..