After getting our land back, we are going for Ndebele speaking people. You can’t speak Sepedi and IsiZulu at the Continue Reading..

Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit… Wisdom is knowing that you can not make fruit salad with Continue Reading..

Whenever you feel sad just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says push

Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just Continue Reading..

I received a call in the morning and the conversation was like this: Me: hallo Caller: do you have a Continue Reading..

If God wanted your girlfriend to have Brazilian hair she would have been born in Brazil. My brothers let’s not Continue Reading..

I think dishes should grow up and wash themselves

If your girlfriend picks up a call and start pressing the volume key down, that’s him. That’s your deputy