If I die and u post “RIP ” I swear I will block u

Black people will see their ex classmates pregnant and say “Eish this girl was very quiet at school.” Who said Continue Reading..

Some guys be calling their girlfriends “My Queen! My Queen!!” but when the Queen asks for R50 the kingdom scatters Continue Reading..

Yesterday i saw my Ex wearing face cap, imagine something she has not done before when we were dating, I Continue Reading..

I’m not alcoholic, I only drink twice a year… When it’s my birthday, and when it’s not my birthday…

Some people are like old TV They Need to be slapped a few times to get the picture

2000s should have their own alcohol like *Purity Lager, Nestle Draft & Nutriday Vodka.. We cant share alcohol with babies.

Girl:I didn’t catch your name. Me:I didn’t throw it