I hate it when i tell people that i will be back in 10minutes and they keep calling me every Continue Reading..

When you have a good news but you don’t know which snake 2 tell first.

Her : Baby I Lost My Phone. Him : Borrow Me Your Headsets And Charger.

When you are about to laugh loud then boom you remember your matric results

Who told u she’s cheating , if ur girlfriend is dating more than 3 boys, it’s not cheating, it’s called Continue Reading..

Relationship stress can make you lose weight, I lost 9 kilometres in two days

Dating a married man is fun until you realise he saved your number as engine oil

Thanks to social distance I’m tired of those who sleeps on my shoulder at taxi