Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

I slept at my Girlfriend’s House and in the morning she, didn’t give me money for Transport. I don’t understand.

Yeses: When I was Younger :• I’d put my arms in my shirt 👕 and told people I lost my Continue Reading..

If nobody hates 😫 you, You’re 👱 doing something boring

A pregnant woman was delivering but the baby find it difficult to come out, but the nurses as usual yelled Continue Reading..

Don’t delete his numbers (EX) because one day you will need a fovour…. And it might be no where to Continue Reading..

I was watching Christmas drama rehearsal by a church drama group yesterday and I nearly Died with laughter …WHY?Mary told Continue Reading..

I am that kind of guy who put a song on repeat until the artist begs for Water