Next Sunday when your pastor says Do something you never did b4 U mast grab the offering basket and run Continue Reading..

My goal for 2018… Is to accomplish the goals of 2017 which I should have done in 2016,because I promised Continue Reading..

As long as I am not dead I’ll. .not sleep

Her : Babe, Can I ask you something? Me: It’s not true babe, they are lying.

You approach a Girl and she ask you: “Do you have another Girlfriend??” •°• My sister you can’t go to Continue Reading..

Kikuyu ladies dont catch feelings, they cash feelings…. if u cant handle them leave them a loan

When the UBER guy drives you to your boyfriend’s place then the driver ask you I’ve dropped lots of girls Continue Reading..

To all girls who think having a gay friend is cool😉 – Its all fun and games until he starts Continue Reading..