Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to,
but press the wrong button and you-re disconnected.
.
.
Guys are like buses.
If you miss that one, another will be along soon.
Related Posts
Please.. remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you Continue Reading..
If She Carries Flat Shoes To Wear When She Gets Tired Of Heels.Don’t Marry Her.She Can’t Finish What She Started Continue Reading..
Calvin asked a girl in a Library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a Continue Reading..
I had a couple of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them really worked
A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Naija to U. S. A . he agreed and carried dem Continue Reading..
A moment of silence to those girls who think their current boyfriends will marry them.* Am waiting for the rejected Continue Reading..
I don’t go for looks Mara lwena don’t look like you have a criminal record
*RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS* 1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper… 2. The owner of the Continue Reading..