Imagine As You Enter Heaven And Jesus Asks “Onore Xikwembu Ke Mang”?

Asisakwazi ‘nokuzimeteza’, izivakashi zigcwele wonke amakamelo.

Umuzwe Esethi “Asambe Mngani Wamii Ngikukhaphe” lapho sekuyaphakwa kubo😭

Nobody cheats like a guy who Doesn’t perform in bed. He goes around broadcasting His disability. Aih suka man.

Ngaze ngabhoreka, 😩 la ekhaya abasangithumi noma ingo-R200 nje, bagcwale nge-ghost. 😎

If unenkinga Nam khulum uyek ukfela ngaphakath njengemoto

Usathi uqedile ukubhala i-Life Science Paper 2, iphakame i-genius iyolalela i-heart beat ye-invigilator, ibuye ihlale phansi ibhale. 😐

Yazi umuntu uhlezi esixoxela ngengane yakhe engathi uzele yedwa. Ingane yami this.Ingane yami tht.Lento enamakhala engathi ifutha ibhelunde.