I can’t wait to buy a car, ngphume endlini ne cup ye coffee ngokhahlela ama tayera

Washo ke ukuthi uzobanyisa ngomhlaka 1 Jan wakhohlwa umaRamaRama, uRamaphosa madoda wazokunyisa nyiiii.

Yazi umuntu uhlezi esixoxela ngengane yakhe engathi uzele yedwa. Ingane yami this.Ingane yami tht.Lento enamakhala engathi ifutha ibhelunde.

Uthengele umuntu iCup ngeValentine, then two weeks later uyithole isiphakathi kwesaka leRice.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Yati utitjele kutsi utfole umuntfu lo right Cedze kuvele lo right right!! 😂🤣

After world cup…. Me; babie uyava kubanda kanjan???? Her: buza ku Mbape n Pogba

mawuthi wenza into ezokhalisa mina khohlwa sekwaphela amabattery okukhala la kimi yenza ngizokubuka nje mina

“Wamuhle Mtase” Mawuth’ Uyambuka👀 uMtase Ngathi Isalakutshelwa Sibona Ngomopho