Her : O Tsena Whatsapp? . Me : Aowa Kea Wela

Yabona Beyonce umasekazothi Wimpy all night Ayi ngivele ngilambe straight

Sbu calls Nkunzi-cool Kruger Njeza- jersey no 10 Khathaza-njebe Sbonelo-Tokotela

Umuzwe Esethi “Asambe Mngani Wamii Ngikukhaphe” lapho sekuyaphakwa kubo😭

Ngiyayithanda lengoma ka Andile-kaMajola ethi “Nanoma niyangibona nami angaz ngimithe kanjani namanje ngisamangele”

[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples] “Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet” Me : Ncooaw

Umuntu azibize nge stoner but abe offended if usumubiza ngo NsangwiniJoke

Uxabane nogogo wasestradini sakho uzwe ethi, “Why la mafu angavali? Kuvele kunyiwe once maan!”