Uba nomona uze ufise ukukhala.Ngokuhalela nje izinto zabantu.Wait for ur turn.

Him: Bbe uyeza angith njob ku Chrismas Her: Ngiyeza kodwa angeke senze lutho!!

Nabefundisi bangaze banicele ama koekies, anisagqoki phela nani kulamabandla enu oPastor.

Benza umsindo babanga imali, imali yona ayina msindo, umsindo awuna mali, imali msindo onganawmali. .. entlek uthini lomjita? Fana mara

This year sicela ukubuyelwa ilamantombazane akhala aziphonse phansi uma sibajolela hayi laba abasijolela back

Asilungise la bahlali: Quit = khwith Quiet = khwayeth Quite = khwayth

WHITE : ”PLEASE STOP THE CAR BLACKS : ”WOOOOOO!!! WOOOO!!! WOOOOO!!! Oh Jehova ngith wooo

Nothing defeats a man, than playing spin the bottle then the girl you must kiss says “Ayi spinani futhi”