HER: kenny i wish to Meat you 1day.. ME : white meat or red meat.?

My Father says my Girlfriend is ugly but when i look at my Mom -aii let me drink some water!!

Just because I am submitting my assignments on Friday then all of the sudden tomorrow it’s Thursday. Wow days of Continue Reading..

Dear God Please give our ladies money so they date who they love.. Most of them are dating idiot cus Continue Reading..

Women are naturally expensive. So stop calling them such names like ‘gold diggers or materialistic. Just go for the one Continue Reading..

I have done so many mkstakrs in my life But i have never left a wedding ceremony without eating never

Have you noticed? Nobody Drinks alcohol Faster Than Someone Who Didn’t Pay for it!

‘Blacks Likes Exaggerating!!’ •°•°• Whites: “Fat” Blacks: “Fatty Boom Boom”