Whites: No sweety don’t eat that . Blacks: Yeeey wena phuuuu kaka

Akwenzeki nje untshontshe enye yama-post alapha ekhaya uyogqama ngayo kuWhatsApp status?

Sesidlile iStripper? Bebuza intombi yakho ibambelele ngensimbi yeTende

Banigi o yellow born abayofela into abangaze mekungathiwa kubula amayellw born

Kulonyaka ngihamba nohambayo ongahambi yasala ngikhathele manje, so ungazibambezeli

Okwenziwe yi-breadwinner yasekhaya izolo ngiyokuxoxela amagwababa echobana, ingene ne-heater ekamelweni layo yathi thina sokotha umlilo weBig Nuz.

Ave inescefe intombazane embi mayhamba namahle uyizwa isisho kqala isithi”sjahile”

Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi