If your girlfriend don’t get on your nerves it’s because she’s stressing her other boyfriend out

My relatives: When are you getting married? ~•~•~ Me: On my wedding day!

Most guys are single because they refuse to answer this question; “How did you get my number?”

When you are beautiful on facebook but ugly in real life. You shld be arrested for misleading the public!!

SHE LEFT ME BECAUSE I WAS BROKE, NOW I USE HER NUMBER FOR BANK NOTIFICATION

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