Girlfriend: We should go on holiday overseas baby. A Zulu man: Wazi bani lapho?

Ekhaya mina angilwi, ngiphendula epletini uma sengiphaka.

“Phezu kwakhe boy, ungamsabi!” : “Sawubona Mandisa, ubani igama lakho?

Haiybo, ayikho intombazane eqeda u 4 slice,nibhema insangu nina.

“Mngani amadoda izinja” lowoMzuzu yena ushaya nga five and ziMluma zonke

DID YOU KNOW: Ukupheka curry wakho wenkukhu uwushubise ngethini lama baked beans / fish, kungakumoshela umendo wakho

Emendweni ngobe kuyashisa kwamele ube nesibhamu. Kuthi oneday uphumele phandle ugqekeni, udubule phezulu bese ucula izingoma zasejele. Tnk u later

Sometimes you gotta make a short prayer like : “Nkosi uyazi ngifunani Amen!”