Being attractive is tough. Everybody wants to sleep with you but nobody wants to love you

I hate texting attractive girls they take their time to reply, unlike ugly one’s they even reply before you text Continue Reading..

If you’re not responded it means your application was unsuccessful. So please stop making noise

If a woman buys you an iPhone think twice. Apple is what got Adam into trouble in the first place.

Black Parents will always say they don’t have money, until you are admitted to a hospital. Then you will see Continue Reading..

Breaking news. Chinese president has finally spoken on the “CORONA VIRUS” in china he said ↣↣↣Shaici ting yang teng wena Continue Reading..

The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. Continue Reading..

If your girlfriend picks up a call and start pressing the volume key down, that’s him. That’s your deputy