“Tshomi ndicela lateki ndandikuboleke yona” “Ha.a chommy umama akafuni ndibolekise ngayo manje ucifa yeyam”

Sibemnandi isdudla kubengathi ungavel’umemeze uthi “ekabani leGumbafaya”

Ivele ibembi iEx ungathi ungayibhadala R50 every week ukuze angayithi vuu eyokuthi lake lajola.

Ex: Why ungawaphenduli ama calls ami? Me: I dont have airtime!!

Uthi “excuse me” etaxin yaseNkandla uzwe ogogo behleba bethi “uye ummeli kaZuma lo”

Liwe ibele, i-tattoo ye-butterfly iphenduke ilulwane.

Unajiona gangster na highschool ulichukua number ya motivational speaker.

Hhayi bo! Nakhu ngifica umuntu okhulelwe estobhini, sesime sobabili manje sekungathi yimi-ke lo ogile lo mkhuba.