Have a small wedding, invite 20 people. Afterwards, apologize to everyone for not inviting them. They won’t die.

What is black and hangs from the ceiling? A very bad electrician

*TODAY I DECIDED TO CAUSE TROUBLE!!!* I went to a RESTAURANT and couldnt get a table. After seeing every table Continue Reading..

People like writing TV because they can’t spell TellHerVison

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“I miss you”, “I miss you too”, “I wish I was with you” national anthem of long distance relationship..!

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If you can spy your Boyfriend starting from Today till Sunday, You might find out that you’re his fifth Girlfriend..! Continue Reading..