Me : our neighbor has a new baby 😄 Boy : what’s wrong with the old one? 😕

I CAN’T WAIT 2 MARRY SO DAT I CAN BE STEALING MEAT FRM D POT ND MY WIFE WE BLAME Continue Reading..

I think im old enough now my parents can move out of the house

Every Time I Do Something Nice For My Girl Other Girls Ask “Where Can I Get a Man Like You” Continue Reading..

if ur parents never told u to go and wear ur shoes and before u come back they were gone, Continue Reading..

Men lie too much Imagine a guy without international passport telling you bb u are the most beautiful girl in Continue Reading..

Just say these four words fast without stuttering – “Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed”. – hehe, you just called youself stupid.

My mom just looked at my son and said hi “study group”