TEACHER: Name any animal that lives in water. KELVIN: Hippopotomas. TEACHER: Tomas your turn. TOMAS: Hippopokelvin.😂😂🏃😜 TEACHER: Tomas be normal. Continue Reading..

Majita umfazi uyasizwa during women on top🍊🍆musa ukulala sengath uwelwe ikhabethe nyakaza nawe mjita eyyy

Ngokuvakasha nje kwaSisi wakwa makhelwane ngalamaholidi sewuphuma ngesudi ukuyokha amanzi empompini… Why u doing that bro???

Ufike uphe umuntu i-lift, nisahamba kanjalo nihlangane neMercedes AMG umuzwe esethi: “Uyabona-ke, nazi imoto zangempela!” 😕

When I see an ugly girl crying, I feel like saying: ”Aibo thula indoda aikhali”

Kwasho ishangane selidakiwe “SUKA EMANGQUZENI”

Sometimes you gotta make a short prayer like : “Nkosi uyazi ngifunani Amen!”

Ngendlela ebengidakwe ngayo izolo, amaphoyisa akhombe eceleni umuntu obeshayela kule movie ebengiyibuka, ngazithola sengifihla ubhiya wami emva kosofa