Ungaba muhle, ugqoke kahle kodwa indaba ilapha. *esho ekhomba*

Pastor : nkulunku unamandla 💪🏻💪🏻💪 Child :uGym naye yin

Uthi usamile ne cruch yakho emcimbini kuqhamuke umama wakho athi thatha nangu uplast ufake ukudla ngoba nizobe senibuka mina ekhaya

👮‍♂️ Nock nock nock 👶Ubaniloyooo 👮‍♂️ Yey wena u rape bani e Creche 👶 Ayibo 😳😳 ngimnikeze ishumi loyo

Graduation gown iyasinda, ngayizwa kahle kwa-grade R, ngathi no more.

Azipheli ezibuhlungu sekuphinde kwashona ilanga 😂😂

Me: ngyathanda Her: nam I love you Me: m sorry wrong text ngyathandaza🙏

THISHA: “Ok class! Umeleni uHIV?” CLASS: “Asazi thisha, mhlawumbe weswele is’tuli sok’hlala!😂😂