Ngahlangana nawe ugqoke i uniform Saturday °° °° °° Ngikuphonsa nge unprepared speech ye english

Ladies tell me, ukutshela umuntu okushelayo ukuthi ulomuntu wakho, yikumala yini lokho?

Don’t ask a girl if she’s hungry they always hungry dimpya tse.

Intshebe ifuna engathi ungahamba ngemoto ungalokhu uzulu ngeynyawo njengembuzi

Izenofhobia kade yaba khona noJesu wathi akakhile lana emhlaben ikhaya lakhe lisezulwini…..amajuda athi kant ungowokfika kulendawo ase embethela

“Baby, ngilambile.” Umphakele. “Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.” Uwuthenge. “Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.” Uyithenge. “Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.” Umphelezele. Continue Reading..

UHulumeni waKwaZulu udlula bonke abake baba khona. Awuzange wasenzela phansi kanje. ISIVAKASHI SISUTHA UKUDLULA WENA, SIZE SISHAYE NOMTHETHO, Kini.

Ayihlafune usis I chewing gum ubungasazi loba se washa isitshubo mxii yaz ngizam ukuthi lilale kahle