Today early in the morning around 04:27 when i was busy driving my Ferrari🚘 with my girlfriend going to town Continue Reading..

“Babe, keep your money, I only need your Love” the last lady who said this died in 1572

When you finally think you found the one… . Waiter: Would you like to eat something sir? Him: Nah thanks Continue Reading..

It would be unfair to say I didn’t learn anything from Nelson Mandela He taught me that it’s okay to Continue Reading..

Keep your secrets to yourself. Your best friend has another best friend…

TEACHER:Give me colors that begin with letter “M” PUPIL:Maroon! TEACHER:What else? NGONGO:Mlue,Mlown,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet TEACHER:Melygood! Malakmakan!!!

i love it when someone begs me to go somewhere, awww😍 but nah im not coming

That moment you get dumped in public and start asking strangers for help… And be like: “My sister please speak Continue Reading..