I never repeat my mistakes twice, I make it like five or six, you know, just to make sure.

Parents today are afraid to beat their kids. Meanwhile I’m here remembering the time my mother factory reset me with Continue Reading..

Dear White men, U asked us to wear coats under hot sun, we did; U said we should speak your Continue Reading..

Her:babe am at the gate Me:please close it Boom she dumped me, guys what did I do wrong?

I told her we’ll meet in front of Nandos😎😎 there she is sitting inside reading the menu

When you’ve put your friends on speaker and you tell them you with Your Bae and they ask WHICH ONE??

After your roommate has passed away, how long do you have to wait before eating his/her grocery?

Dating A Zulu Girl Is Amazing. I Spoke So Much English In My Previous Relationships. Sometimes I’d Wake Up Thinking Continue Reading..