Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman: . Me: Ithin iNumber yakho Her : Ayisho lutho, why?

Akushiwo ukuthi “UPETE”🙅‍♂️ Kthiwa amadolo abuzana impilo ☑️

Nanku umbuzo, ungawalwela yin ama💩 akho ubona umuntu ewafaka ku-plastic ehamba nawo phambi kwakho?

Abanye abantwana bane-stress se-registration nesemisebenzi, wena une-stress se-Valentine’s Day nendoda engakufuni.

Uzolokhu uzwa kuthiwa Sel Beyonce engathi kuzoqhamuka isungqazu saphesheya.Kanti kuzoqhamuka isihlama senja esinamasende.

TEACHER: Name any animal that lives in water. KELVIN: Hippopotomas. TEACHER: Tomas your turn. TOMAS: Hippopokelvin.😂😂🏃😜 TEACHER: Tomas be normal. Continue Reading..

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uMfundisi uthe intombazane eyitshitshi ayisiphe umthandazo wokuvala inkonzo 🤔 Namanje sisahlez enkonzweni angsomile kanje😲