Adakwe uMakoti💃 🍷emncimbini.Abambe uBabezala ekhanda, ambuze:”Usudlile wena mpandlana?”👴🏾

Ngithe sibuyelane 💑 Wathi seku Late🙄 Manje ngyovuka ngo5 🕒 ksasa Ngzame futhi💔😭

Kukhona asebeqoma ngokutatazala, phela kusile kusasa. 😏

U gal ombatha size 11 Hamba uyoba ngu goal keeper dear 🏁⚽️

UTHI UYAMSHELA AVELE ATHI UZOKCEBA KUMAWAKHE

Indoda iyahonqa mayilele kuzwakale ukuthi ukhona ubaba wekhaya kungasale sekuthuleka nje

Ningashuthi-ke ukudla namhlanje please, 🤚🏽 ngiyanazi phela nina uma senibona i-mayonnaise.

We all hv that kind friend who drink 2 beers nd be like “Unga worry ntwana angeke bakwenze nix”