Fat girls be like… He broke my heart.. But I broke his bed. 1-1

Just because you fried some eggs now you want to be a chef

Her: since u slept with me, u never text, call or give me money for my hair . Me: Have Continue Reading..

BEST WAY TO PROPOSE! u tek the gal to the sea. U make her get into a boat. U take Continue Reading..

If you take her phone and she doesn’t react, marry her next weekend my brother. They are only 3 in Continue Reading..

They drop their phones in the toliet, put it in their rice container and then invite you for dinner

Sometimes Am Single, Sometimes Am in a Relationship, Sometimes Am Searching, Sometimes It’s Complicated It depends on who is asking

Apart from: “I love You”; “I miss you”; “I cant live without you”, Which other joke do you know??