Mjita, uwuthumela nini u-4ℓ wamasi engane for this month?

Uma ubabazala emutsha kuWhatsapp uzabona 08:30 typing… 09:00 typing… 09:30 typing… Wena ngaleso iskhathi suyethukile usuzibuza ukuth kanti lomfazi uhambe Continue Reading..

People be like ” I saw you at shoprite and you looked so serious” bekumele ngenzeni? ngihleke nama rice?

Uthi uyahamba emphakathin ubone intombazane iphelile ukudakwa uthi uyibuza lesisaga esithi utshwala buyazakhela iiiiiiniiiii….? Ivele ikthuke

Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi

Ngicela ukubuza kuwe ntombi yami. Kufikaka kanjan kuwena uma bengibiza ngesishimane?🙄

Akunalutho impelo nje enzima ngithi ngyayiphusha ayii ayiphusheki

Now I’m sure vele Icondom Yabo jaman angisho abadli inyama 😅