I had a dream last night and I was eating rice with my bare hands, today I’m going to sleep Continue Reading..

She be busy swagging that she is 25 years old without a baby but her body says she has grandchildren.

In my wedding, any women who looks prettier than my wife, should be kicked out. I hate confusion.

Females will call you crying about their relationship and then say”Hold on he is calling let me answer him”..

Loyal girlfriends are always broke even now they don’t have data..!

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

I swear every time I spell Wednesday there’s a little voice in my head that says Wed-nes-day

May all those who gonna cheat tonight lose their front teeth..!