Her : bbe I Think um pregnant Me : keep on thinking Tell me when you are pregnant. Then she Continue Reading..

Pleance before you plost Make sure your spillings are correct..

Dating your neighbour is nonsense, you be receiving texts like “bbe is everything okay i saw you coming from toilet”

Is not like I don’t like giant people but any time I see them ,them remind me of one ugly Continue Reading..

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

This is how i stopped dating school girls: She came to my place in a school uniform, looked into my Continue Reading..

I sold you a stove worth R7500 at R500 and you are complaining that the stove is shocking you… . Continue Reading..

Teacher : class give me name of any City you know John : Cape town city Teacher : very good..anyone Continue Reading..