Apparently there are disagreements of Zuma’s retirement package. They offered him $800,000 but he refused saying that he wants something Continue Reading..

A big benefit of being sarcastic is you can be openly mean and people still think you are being funny

If you’ve never met abo: corndrink, sektember, sunthing, busimess, miss meat, bes certificate, then you don’t know people

– I’m Gonna Tell My Kids About Eminem And if They Don’t Like Him I’m Gonna Give Them Up For Continue Reading..

TEACHER: class lets show the principal and the guests how far we have reached… if i say small you say Continue Reading..

If your boyfriend/hubby has no beards……. Sis you are dating an emoji

Continue saying all men are players until you marry their coach!

Surname: Simelane . Name: Mshini a.k.a Mshinilicious or Mshini the big dog . Date of birth: 34 years . ID Continue Reading..