Dad: Who do you like more ,Mum o Dad? Son:Both Dad:Ok if i go to America and your mum goes Continue Reading..

The Government Should help us tell the owner of Simba, to reduce the Air dey Pump Inside The Sachet.. Or Continue Reading..

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear that they have to pick up food from the Continue Reading..

If you’re going through a tough time right now, I want you to know that, it’s your turn my friend, Continue Reading..

i love it when someone begs me to go somewhere, awww😍 but nah im not coming

*I found a guy today drinking his beer at 6:30 am.* *I asked him: “Isn’t it too early for you Continue Reading..

*If you can’t dance when you’re drunk at least speak English or promise people jobs don’t be useless and stop Continue Reading..