Boknoy, drunk walking on the way, and he heard a roar of evil. Boknoy: hey monsters! Go out there! Aswang: Continue Reading..

Photographer: Hey Inday! want to have some photos? Inday: Oh, I love photos and vevengkas and falitaws and somans and Continue Reading..

Crush: may ruler ka? Me:…??? Crush: f*ck! Sagotin moko!! Me: p*ta! Oo na tayo nah! taena naman eh

“until three only” Boknoy: Doc, Magpapacheck-I’m up. Doctor: why did the problem you kid? Boknoy: I’m fast because I get Continue Reading..

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Isang araw nabalitaan ni Juan na may namatay sa kanto, dali-dali syang pumunta para makita ang namatay pero di sya Continue Reading..

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