Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman: . Me: Ithin iNumber yakho Her : Ayisho lutho, why?

Wawufuna ukufundela ukuba yini empilweni bengakakuthakathi?

Nywe nywe miss my boyfriend” Manje thina senzen? Si react nga masende wakhe?

Wena ungacabanga ukuthi ngizihlalele lana. Kanti chaa, ngisinekile nje.

Not all gals are beautiful ongekho muhle wulo ongekho mubi

Mawubona intombi yakho eyiwele ijolo ivele ikubingelele kuqala(aw sawbona sbari)

Ngangithi kuyoshaya lo nyaka nginomuzi wami, 😥 ngiyabavuma ogogo benu shem.

Kanti lento kaZuma isize yafika la Endlini? 🤔Sebevele bashis’i papa🤷‍♀️