I can’t speak with Indians with red dot 🔴 on their forehead. I feel like they are recording everything I Continue Reading..

The reason why we don’t trust people : -We don’t know them. -We know them.

A Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 AM & is asked where he is going at this Continue Reading..

Steal your Girlfriend’s phone and text her Best friend “I’m pregnant”. If she replies “By who”, then your girl is Continue Reading..

Don’t = do not Haven’t = have not Won’t = wo not English is my thing

How they kidnapped me Kidnapers: Get in the van we have a lot of sweets for you . Me : Continue Reading..

hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just Continue Reading..

Colleagues Bill,Jim and Scott are attending a convention together and staying in a Hotel suit on the top of a Continue Reading..