My uncle saved his girlfriend number as Low Battery…whenever his phone ring and he is not around*…. *His wife just Continue Reading..

You don’t know happiness until your mother is in charge of food and drinks at a ceremony

Some Girls be like: “I can’t date a broke guy” but if you can see their bedrooms, even Responsible Rats🐀🐁 Continue Reading..

1k airtime for anyone who can spell the sound made when a bottle of Coke is opened?…I’m serious

WHY MEN ARE SO HONEST* One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, Continue Reading..

I had a dream last night and I was eating rice with my bare hands, today I’m going to sleep Continue Reading..

*Who Yr Wife is ….* *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* 1. Your wife is not perfect, forgive her. 2. Your wife is the bone Continue Reading..

Coloured People Like Starting Fights Out Of Anything!!😥…I Was In A Taxi Minding My Business This Guy Looks At Mew Continue Reading..