NGIPHUPHE NGISE TOILET MANGITHI NGYAVUKA ESEN SEGCWELE U CHOCOLATE ENQENI

Entering the taxi….. Me: Sanibonani Passanger: Ai wena hlala phansi si-late Some people yrrrrrrr

Him:vuga ngigu khape Her:ayi unnga worry ngami

Ugogo kaWinnie Khumalo wamnika i-advice wathi: “Winnie mntanam’. Winnie mntanami, mntanami, mntanami.” Nathula as a country?

Manje uthi u Nkulunkulu akashiye Bonke abagulayo ezibhedlela Afunele wena Indoda

Ladies sometimes you gotta surprise your mother inlaw and send her your nudes and say “bona ukudla ko mntwana wenu.

Senghlezi ngicuphe I alarm ngfuna livuse umuzi kababa

Mother: Simphiwe yini ndaba ungagezi izandla uphuma e toilet Simphiwe : ukuthi vele ngiyowasha izitsha Mah