Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

RULES AND REGULATION FOR MY FUTURE WIFE 1. My future wife is not allowed to have more than 3 male Continue Reading..

The real meaning of I’m finished is when at night you lock the door to kill a snake and then Continue Reading..

Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors

When I was a kid… 1.Pussy meant a cat. 2.Sex meant a gender. 3.B**ch was a female dog. 4.Dick was Continue Reading..

Everything Happens For A Reason, Except Removing Your Eyebrows And Drawing Them Back On, That Has No Reason.

If you haven’t heard from bae the whole day……. just know that the other relationship is doing fine

Relationships Are Not For Everyone, Some Of You Should Just Stick To Alcohol