The four most beautiful words in our common language: 
I told you so.

If you WON 50 Million of Rand and your Ex needs 49 Million for Kidney transplant . Which colour of Continue Reading..

A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out. So they placed adverts and Continue Reading..

I went to a restaurant. It was full; no place to sit… I took out my mobile, Placed it to Continue Reading..

I’m not drunk, the floor just hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my Continue Reading..

Ladies, When You Reject A Guy Stop Saying ” But We Can Still Be Friends” Its Bad Manners

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My uncle saved his girlfriend number as Low Battery…whenever his phone ring and he is not around*…. *His wife just Continue Reading..