Sometimes you have to call Bae and say “don’t cook tonight we are having KFC”🍜🍚🍛. Then switch off your phone Continue Reading..

U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their Continue Reading..

When the cameraman is your boyfriend you appear more frequently on the church screen than the preacher

Son: Dad, Dad! Dad: Oh, what happened to you? Son: Sister’s boyfriend has a gun! Son: where? And why did Continue Reading..

Some sins cant be forgiven!!!! I mean how can you use church wi-fi to download porn…. The thunder☇☇☇☇ that is Continue Reading..

An Economist Beautifully Explained Reasons For Having Two Wives. 1. Monopoly Should Be Broken. 2 Competition Improves The Quality Of Continue Reading..

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POLICEMAN: Sir! A woman in Pretoria just shot her husband . . COMMANDER: Why did she shoot him? . . Continue Reading..