Baby cries at 2am WHITES: shh shh shh don’t cry sweet heart BLACKS:khona lento ayibonayo lomntana kulendlu

Uve umalume wakho ethi ngakubona uba uzabalixoki, uthanda iindaba usancanca ibele, besithi xasihleba uliyeke umamele

After the funeral White :Eishh it so sad Black:Wena uyifumene njani inyama yenkukhu?

O kwe katarA ella kgane ke slender se ngwaya kgara

interview for a security officer position Interviewer : uyasazi isingesi? Job seeker : OH, lamasela azabe esuka Engilane?

Him : awumhle : Tnx ndiyeza emalanga Him :

Yintoni wathenga izihlangu oko, ingathi une bipola

Whites: how was your date with her???? Blacks: Umdlile?? blacks always have dirty mind