Calvin asked a girl in a Library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a Continue Reading..

Every girl is beautiful.. sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

*I’m still keeping my Ex pictures. I want to show my kids Who delayed their arrival

If you have attended over hundred weddings and you are still single, sister you are no different from a canopy

English is so f***ed up how can you drink a drink But you can’t food a food

“Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?” Pastor replied, “No, we cannot have Continue Reading..

My boss has been calling me bullet for the past three days. I think he wants to fire me

When you lock the door to kill a snake and electricity goes off my friend thats when you realize that Continue Reading..