When they answer the phone white’s: Hello !! BLACK’S: YELLOW !! ..

When your hands touch your bae’s phne whr do u start?? Me: Calender

You pause FIFA and reply to her texts and she still cheats

Dear mosquitoes we know sucking our blood is your job Is singing really necessary

Atleast Mosquitoes sing for us before they eat us, unlike some idiots.

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